Do you guys know what this is?

I like snails, and you should too.

I get naked and let them crawl all over me after they feed on glow in the dark chems i found on the internet so ill be covered in glowing snail streaks, and then i go around town dragging my ass on the pavement at night. Covered in snail ooze. Glowing in the night like the north star for the masses to experience what i have become. I am. Snail man

Huh... so thats how its spelled