The best part about making potatoes is knowing that the British don't know how to. And it's important to make potatoes so that you can remind brits that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have gravy and shitey ale. And beans on toast. And that's, y'know, pretty much it. *sniff*

Hey, that's a pretty good potato! Not that a brit would know. 🍺HAHA🇮🇪☘️☘️HA🥔🥔HAHA🇮🇪HAHAH🍀🍀HAH🍻

White girls will buy anything

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