Before my last job interview, my hair was really messy, so I went into a washroom to tidy it up. But the plumbing wasn't working right, so I couldn't get water out of the taps. My only solution was to urinate in my hands and use that to do my hair. I got the job.

@YTAudioBot - 04:00, 3.72 MB

R DID NOT WRITE THIS HE WOULD USE THE WORD PISS not URINATE!!!

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