Videos like this make me wonder how many people every year have to wait far longer than they should in an ER all because some nog did something stupid and entirely avoidable and is taking up a bed.

I had to wait 2 and a half hours in an ER once because a knife slipped while I was making dinner and nicked an artery, a kid ahead of me had his finger hanging by a thread, some woman across the way thought she might be miscarrying. We all had to wait a long ass time to even get called back, was it because Tyrone did something fucking retarded and paid the stupid tax? Why do we subsidize these people?

"My mom is a semisentient fleshlight"

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Okay good start, change all of them to "No"

Trump's big beautiful bill is knocking refugees, asylees, certain visas, migrant children and illegals off of various benefits.