Bill Maher Compares Joe Biden to Dracula

He says Biden presents himself as so old that he’s “cadaver-like,” or like a dead body.

“Biden just presents as old. It’s not really fair because he [Trump] is almost the same age ... but Trump doesn’t present that way. You know, you look at somebody right away, you can kind of just sum them up. I mean, we are not young, but we don’t present as old. Biden does. I saw him yesterday making that speech. I mean, I’m sorry. He’s cadaver-like.”

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T.K. Waters, the sheriff who led the recent child sex sting in Florida, delivers a warning to all the child predators out there:

“We wanted to bring some of these predators out of the darkness and into the light… we don’t accept this behavior, and we are coming after you.” 💥

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A federal judge on Tuesday dismissed the felony convictions of five retired military officers who had admitted to accepting bribes from a Malaysian contractor nicknamed “Fat Leonard” in one of the Navy’s biggest corruption cases.

The dismissals came at the request of the government — not the defense — citing prosecutorial errors.

Retired U.S. Navy officers Donald Hornbeck, Robert Gorsuch and Jose Luis Sanchez, and U.S. Marine Corps Col. Enrico DeGuzman pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of disclosing information on Tuesday, while U.S. Navy officer Stephen Shedd’s entire case was thrown out. Their defense lawyers could not be immediately reached for comment.

It marked the latest setback to the government’s yearslong efforts in going after dozens of military officials tied to defense contractor Leonard Francis, nicknamed “ Fat Leonard.” The enigmatic figure — who was 6-foot-3 and weighed 350 pounds at one time — owned and operated Singapore-based Glenn Defense Marine Asia Ltd., which supplied food, water and fuel to U.S. Navy vessels.
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I was a chef for 18 years.

Why the fuck are they even drying the mop head? Wring it, hang it over the mop sink. It isn’t rocket surgery.

And these idiots want $15/hr?!

GTFO.

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L-O-L.

This election is gonna be an absolute shit-show 🤣😂🤣.

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Buckle up, frens. Do not comply.

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This comes off as Bill Maher intentionally setting the stage for Megyn Kelly to correct normie talking points with surgical precision.

(Also, Hillary Clinton didn’t concede 2016 ‘before the sun had risen’. She sent Podesta on that particular walk of shame. Lol.)

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Foreign policy expert and former adviser to former President Donald Trump, Walid Phares, suggested Wednesday that the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi could have been an inside job.

"The reports that we are getting is that there is a clan that follows that head of the Islamic Republic who wants his son to replace him," Phares said on the "Just the News, No Noise" TV show. "Who blocked him? The president."
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